The Least Trusted (Part Two)

Agents are still highly valued by industry brethren, mortgage and escrow officers, retrofitters, pest control, and other support personnel, if only as ringleaders of the referral circus. Now more than ever.
I've begun receiving cold calls from young, husky voiced, incentive offering, female escrow agents. Little do they know that I already have a young, husky voiced escrow agent. (Before I had an older, husky voiced escrow agent. But she retired.)
At a recent open, marauding packs of mortgage toughs, cased my hand outs, looking for a space to infiltrate rate sheets and cross promotional materials. "Fewer buyers", I explained, cornered and forced to confess my recommendation loyalties, "are coming unattached. Even first-timers, have done more leg work, and are pre-qualified, with a lender of choice. It's not my place, unless I perceive gross abuse, to undermine that relationship." Dissatisfied, they mounted their Bradley fighting vehicle, prepared for another Caravan coldcock, and lunch at Taylors.
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I've a modest Adobe Revival coming, in Kinney Heights. Massive systems work: roof, total re-pipe, re-wire, new HVAC, exterior and interior paint, new wood windows, re-finished oak and fir floors. Here's a sneak peek of the living room. The property is two bedrooms, one bath. Price? Low to mid $500's.

Labels: Real Estate Rants, The Dearly Departed
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