Bus Bench Ad

Coming soon to Adam Janeiro and City Living Realty: bus bench advertising! Bearing my likeness (with a filled-in hairline), and business-inducing mantras like: "Everything I touch turns to...Sold!" Or, "List with me today. Tomorrow--start packing!"

Yes siree, I'm going big-time. First bus benches. Then bus enclosures!

No matter the average bus rider can scarcely afford a Westside apartment. It's a rite of the profession. It conveys status. Shall I pose with my cell phone flipped open? Or studying my watch? Dressed in business casual, or in a dashiki? Maybe in a poncho. After all I'm Latin and I covet a piece of the "ethnic market".

Coming soon to Adam Janeiro and City Living Realty: bus bench advertising! Bearing my poncho-clad likeness, with English and Kangi script, posed with Armenian flag, Rolex watch, new model Mercedes, and Ethiopian female assistant toting gleaming new PDA.

I'll be choking in cash! Ok, really I'm just hoping to cover my property tax bill.